Accepted by McSweeney's - 12/10

I'd be remiss if I didn't rub it in everyone's faces that I was indeed approved and accepted by McSweeney's before Christmas.

THE WORD DUDE REFLECTS ON ITS STEADY DECLINE FROM KEEPING COMPANY WITH RAKISH 19TH CENTURY DANDIES TO ITS DEMEANING MODERN DAY ROLE AS FILLER FOR LIGHT BEER COMMERCIALS.

Made my month. Bucket list item, checked.