Wednesday, February 28, 2007

More lyrical goodness, golden style

New to Golden Nuggets? Get thee to the urban dictionary. Then rock this rendition of Willy Wonka:
Willy Wonka and the Golden Nugget
By JBL

I never thought my life could be
Anything but missionary
But suddenly I begin to see
Some golden goodness made just for me

'Cause I've want a golden nugget
I want some golden tinkle in my mouth

I never had a chance in time
To mix sex with my behind
But suddenly it’s plain to see
That golden poop is made for me

'Cause if I had a golden nugget
I take a long ride on the Hershey highway

{Bridge}
I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and say
I’m opening wide, place it in
Slap in the lap of S&M
'Cause I'd have said it couldn't be done
But it can be done, in my mouth

I never dreamed that I would find
Some chocolatey goodness and ecstasy
But nevertheless, in my eager mouth it is
Shortly about to be.

'Cause I've got a golden nugget
And I’m covered in golden piss all day
And with a golden nugget, it's a tasty day

{Bridge}
I never dreamed that I would find
Golden chunks on my tongue
But nevertheless, it's there getting warm
And ready to be swallowed

'Cause I've got a golden nugget
And in my mouth I shoved it
And its got some golden tinkle to make my day
And with a golden nugget, it's a TTHS day!
Who's hungry?

1 comments:

matt_stansberry said...

What the fuck am I missing back at the office?